- Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.

- Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

- Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

- Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

- In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".

- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

- If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

- The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

- Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

- Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

- While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

- Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

- Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris".

- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

- Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

- The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

- You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.