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Rayydar
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05.01.2010 10:00
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Zitat von Clu
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.


„Oh, wir haben beides: Panzer und General!" - Aus der Reihe 'Fast korrekte Filmzitate'

Clu
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06.01.2010 09:26
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- Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.



Clu
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07.01.2010 09:36
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- Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.



Clu
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08.01.2010 10:28
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- Chuck Norris doesn’t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.



Clu
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09.01.2010 09:43
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- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.



Clu
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10.01.2010 08:16
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- Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.



Clu
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11.01.2010 09:42
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- Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.



Clu
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12.01.2010 07:54
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- M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.



Clu
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14.01.2010 09:44
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- The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.



Clu
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15.01.2010 10:01
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- When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.



Clu
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16.01.2010 09:42
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- The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.



Clu
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17.01.2010 08:50
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- Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.



Clu
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18.01.2010 09:22
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- Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.



Clu
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19.01.2010 09:17
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- Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his freetime. And by “knit” I mean “kick”, and by “sweaters” I mean “babies”.



Clu
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20.01.2010 08:12
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- The last digit of Pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.



Clu
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21.01.2010 09:29
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- Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.



Clu
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23.01.2010 09:31
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- Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.



Clu
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24.01.2010 07:57
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- Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek”. He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you”.



Clu
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25.01.2010 09:34
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- Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapon with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.



Clu
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26.01.2010 10:38
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- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.



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