So selten das passiert. Aber Chuck kann sich selbst verletzen. Denn nur Chuck Norris kann Chuck Norris verletzen. Obwohl dann die Welt aufgrund des Paradoxons, dass Chuck 2x existiert, untergehen muss.
- Mit Chuck Norris auf der Brücke hätte Kampfstern Galactica die Erde längst gefunden.
Morgen kein Chuck.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kennt das Geheimnis der Kristallschädel.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wenn Chuck Norris die Treppe runtergeht, schaut er nicht nach unten.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris schnupft Kautabak und kaut Schnupftabak.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kennt einen günstigeren Optiker als Fielmann.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris hat ein Perpetuum Mobile entwickelt.
(Zum Gebrauch für andere. Er selbst ist ja der Prototyp)
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris wurde in einem Stall geboren, den er mit seinen eigenen Händen gebaut hat.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris wurde nicht geboren wie ein normales Kind, er hat sich den Weg aus dem Bauch seiner Mutter freigekämpft. Einige Sekunden später wuchs ihm ein Bart.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris vergisst nie. Er kann sich sogar an morgen erinnern.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wilt Chamberlain behauptet, er hätte in seinem Leben mit mehr als 20.000 Frauen geschlafen. Für Chuck Norris ist das ein schlechter Dienstag.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Einmal hat Chuck Norris eine ganze Torte gegessen, bevor ihm jemand sagen konnte, dass eine Stripperin drin war.
Kein Chuck bis Montag.
Clu
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
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