Chuck Norris weiß, wo sich der Nibelungenhort befindet, denn:
Entgegen aller Behauptungen hat er ihn damals selbst versenkt und nicht Hagen von Tronje. Dieser Schritt war nötig, da Chuck Norris es war, der Siegfried erschlug. (Natürlich mit bloßen Fäusten).
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kann eine Tafel Schokolade so teilen, dass niemand ein Stück bekommt und es trotzdem fair ist.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wenn Chuck Norris vom Eiffelturm springt, fängt er sich selbst auf - mit nur einer Hand.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kann eine Wendeltreppe geradeaus hochgehen.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris pinkelt nur einmal im Jahr - das nennt man dann Regenzeit.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris hat mich im Kettenkarussell überholt.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Was ist cool? Wenn Chuck Norris auf den Fußboden kotet, Salzstangen reinsteckt und behauptet der Igel wohnt ab jetzt hier.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
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