Ihr Wunsch ist mir Befehl, mein Generayylfeldmarschall.
- Chuck Norris tötet regelmäßig Fleckenzwerge.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Chuck Norris ißt eine Kokosnuss indem er erst mit dem kleinen Finger ein Loch reinmacht,danach saugt er Fruchtfleisch und Milch mit einem Strohhalm in einem Zug heraus - übrig bleibt ein kleines schwarzes Loch das er in den Weltraum schleudert
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kann mit zwei Würfeln eine Eins würfeln. Doch das tut er nicht - er wirft lieber einen Siebener-Pasch.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-